Patient, don't panic, I'm going to teach you how to fuck

If my husband gives it to me in the morning, it means he didn't fuck anyone last night, so I'll check it out

Bro, are you jerking off on me? Be a man and fuck me already

I only lick my balls on the first date, it turns me on to give them to strangers

I thought I'd give it to the maid for money, but she saw my dick and gave it to me like that

My wife turned away, and I had already stuck my dick in her friend

Husband, you're hearing things, my brother doesn't fuck me, not even once

Customer, buy an apartment! I'll suck your dick and give it to you for that!

You want to go on vacation? Well, you can jerk off to the boss with your legs and give yourself to him on the table

You're not a stupid employee, just fuck your boss already

What's the best place to start: work or maybe pay right away, neighbor?

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

Let your mom cook for you, I just want to fuck